Ah, a shark would probably win then. A hyena can barely penetrate through the tough skin of a shark-one that's already dead and beached on land-after about 15 minutes of trying to tear away at the skin, so I doubt a lion would be able to win against a shark since a lion's bite isn't as strong as a hyena.

I agree. You really can not rank writers in terms of best or worst on a universal "critic" scale. It is just like ranking the best guitarist or the best metal album. It is pure nonsense to do so.