So I'm trying to figure out what to go to school for, and I'm running into many obstacles along the way. What I want isn't good enough, gods forbid I enjoy the f*cking job I want to get two years of federal funded training for it. I don't even know what to do.

UGH!

I know how you feel. I'm going through the same thing. Just think about what makes you happy, what your passionate about, and follow your heart. Maybe you can go to community college or something for a year or two and try some different classes to see what you enjoy. Don't be afraid to take a path different from the one you expected.

I wish I could help you more, but it's tough when you don't know what you want to do with your life.

Wishing you all the best at whatever you decide to take.