Some of you may be familiar with Steel Panther and their song "Death to all but Metal", as well as a youtube video with Sully singing "Man in the Box" with them at a Vegas show. If you don't know them, they are like a Spinal Tap version of the "Hair Metal" genre...they are not from the 80's, but their looks, songs, everything are 80's...quite funny actually. Check out their website for giggles and grins.
Anyhoo, they have a new song titled "Community Property". It is their "power ballad". Those who know that genre of music know the power ballad is a MUST.
Let me share the lyrics with you...you have to hear it to get the full effect...this poo is funny!
I would give you the stars in the sky But they´re too far away If you were a hooker you´d know I´d be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I´d be suddenly gay
´Cause my heart belongs to you My lofe is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my **** is community property
You´re the only girl I like to screw When I´m not on the road When I come home dinner´s made And the front loawn is mowed
I kiss your mouth Even after you´d swallow my love
´Cause my heart belongs to you There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do for you My heart belongs to you But my **** is community property
I wanna make it clear For you to taint it My dick´s of free spirit And you can´t restrain it No you just can´t chain it down
I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you when I can´t help But fall to my knees I see your face everytime That I go out and cheat
´Cause my heart belongs to you There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property Yeah yeah yeah
No no (community property) Oh no no (community property) No ohnooo Community property
"If only you could have seen, how f**ked up my life used to be..."
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