I got a new phone
Its huge
Its clunky
I can throw it at a wall
And it won't get a scratch
It does so much stuff
I think its alien technology
So many buttons
I don't know which to push first
Download the software?
Or activate it first?
I'm afraid to touch it
It might do unknown things
Why, Uncle Jack
Did you give me such a thing?
It has all these features
I'm never going to use
So I'll sit here and stare at it
With those new cell phone blues

This message has been edited. Last edited by: TreXCrazy,

For the record... I hate this phone

Let me rephrase that. I hate the touchscreen.

It's being dumb.....

I hates it.............