I work in a restaurant/deli. 1 entrance is the dining room and the other is the deli. I was working the deli at the time, my boss was sitting on his ass at the register and my other friend was just walking into the deli room.
There are apartments above the restaurant, this one older lady (probably in her 60's) lives up there and she'll come down often to order food, mostly coffee though. Anyways, one day (like a month ago) she opens the door and starts yelling...
"You motherf*ckers! The CIA are coming to shut you down, I know what you've been doing here!"
I was like
So my friend went outside to follow her and asked her if there was a problem. She's like "Stay the f*ck away from me! I know what's going on, and you know too!" So that was that, we haven't seen her since. Until today........
She comes in and says. "You didn't get the letter yet from the CIA?" My boss asked her what letter she was talking about. She's like "Oh you know! You're serving flesh here"
I lost it right there, I started cracking up but at the same time I was like
My boss told her to get on the roof and jump off. She says "All of you guys are A$$HOLES!!" and then she walks out.
We called the cops both times, this time they arrested her, she resisted arrest. She's probably in the psych-ward as I type this. She also did this to a few other businesses around town. Including a hair salon saying that everyone's hair is gonna fall out. Yelling that as customers are getting their hair done.
The only thing I can remember is always having people come in to Linens-N-Things and try to return Bed, Bath, & Beyond items to us. One woman INSISTED that we were "them" and even took out her cellphone to prove to us that we were the people on the recepit. Low and behold! The phone never rang at the registers, and the woman walked out all upset and embarassed.
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My restaurant sells flesh.. It's called "beef", "salmon" and "lobster".
From the woods Pendragon-born, I rose Arcturius A proud, audacious King mantled in the vehemence of lust Death and destiny undaunted me, I drew a throne divided In awe of the glorious battles won, my dark Goddess provided Then treachery, a wingless beast, came crawling to my court And now I lie at cursed Camlann, from wounds a traitor wrought
Morganna art thou near me? Languid, I wend my path to grave Cast my sword to the sulphyd grasp Of the naiad neath the silvered lake When waters stirred lay silent Mistress let the mists descend Or our souls entwined like vein upon The haunted shores of Avalon
"You are welcome to exercise your freedom of speech elsewhere - among whatever emotionally retarded people have the patience to call you a friend." ~Snipe.........LMFAO
Anyways, I talked to the cop today that arrested her. She was in the psych-ward (locally) they decided to transfer her to Pittsburgh instead. When they interrogated her she told the cop that she is an FBI agent. *shakes head*
A Beaver woman was charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct after borough police said she was screaming at people at a restaurant in Beaver around 10:30 a.m. Oct. 1.
According to a police report, Wilma J. McRoberts, 53, of 295 College Ave. lives above a business owned by Scott Meleo. Meleo reported that McRoberts accused him and other employees of killing people, cutting them up and serving them to customers.
When police tried to talk to McRoberts, according to the report, she claimed to be an FBI employee and then struggled as police took her into custody. McRoberts was placed under mental health evaluation.
HAHAHAHAHA...I know we talked about this earlier already Ant, but Im still laughing I still think they should have kept her around for a bit...(and Im going to hell for thinking that. Did you tell your friend I thought that yet?
Dont read this one if you get squeamish--WARNING! lol
This one goes back to my Paramedic days on the ambulance... we got a call for a guy who was cut by a knife, we weren't sure what that entailed?! We got there and he was laying out on the front lawn with blood on his neck and a machete next to him. It was like OMG what happened here! The guy was alive. He told me in the ambulance that he did it to hisself because he had a gay encounter with a man and flipped out thinking he has AIDS! I was like , why would you do that to yourself!? CRAZY! No worries though, the guy survived but did do some damage.
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