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I need amusement. So amuse me k? I'm bored. Boredom+Beav+Internet=Bad Stuff.
Waitadamnminute.....y'all are in a giant conspiracy aren't you? You WANT me to stir up some trouble DON'T YOU??????
Now I'm not gonna cause you all expect it. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.




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~Snipe.........LMFAO



 
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Not waking up! *throws pillow at Crys* actually I need that back.
 
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My daughter just tried to poop in her potty only to find that she had already pooped in her diaper so when I pulled the diaper down to put her on the potty, poop that was on her butt got EVERYWHERE. And then she started playin with it and running around with peanut butter butt. Oh, the joys of potty training. Does that amuse you Crys?
 
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OK, not as amusing as say....Elmo giving it to Cookie Monster but I'm amused nonetheless. Ahhh....potty training...the joys....do NOT miss them.
Ant....Um, you messed up my hair.




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Ant....Um, you messed up my hair.


Good, I like it messy. Wink
 
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OK, not as amusing as say....Elmo giving it to Cookie Monster but I'm amused nonetheless. Ahhh....potty training...the joys....do NOT miss them.
Ant....Um, you messed up my hair.


She's only 17 months so it's still kinda early. But we're trying.
 
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Ant...PERV!!!!!!!!! LOL.
Abby...aww! 17 months? Good job Mom!




"You are welcome to exercise your freedom of speech elsewhere - among whatever emotionally retarded people have the patience to call you a friend."
~Snipe.........LMFAO



 
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Well thanks! I know 17 months is early and I'm probably setting us both up for failure, dissappointment, and frustration. But she's showing signs that she may be ready so we went and got one just so she can play with it and get the idea. She seems very interested in it and you never know. She surprises me all the time so maybe she'll surprise me with this!
 
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I'm totally forkin' woke up. Where are you? Forkin' asleep or forkin' forkin' I guess. Hmph!


 
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I know a good way to keep you entertainedWink


Seven brides serve me seven sins
Seven seas writhe for me
From Orient gates to R'lyeh
Abydos to Thessaly
And Sirens sing from stern
But now I cease to play
For I yearn to return
To woodland ferns
Where Herne and his wild huntress lay
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Caroline Forbes: You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.
Damon Salvatore: Uh, I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline Forbes: Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon Salvatore: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline Forbes: Yeah, but you go in the sun.
Damon Salvatore: I have a ring, it protects me. It's complicated."
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I'm so totally forkin' waked up. I have stories and you Miss Wake. The. Fork. Up., are nowhere to hear them.

You wake the fork up, Missy. Mhm.


 
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The fork cannot be awoken.



Here's the deal. I'm not easy to get along with....and I'm sensing....that you're a bit of a bitch. - Tallahassee
 
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Originally posted by ZombieApocalypse:
The fork cannot be awoken.


I beg to differ. Eff a bunch of begging. I differ.


 
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quote:
Originally posted by ZombieApocalypse:
The fork cannot be awoken.


I beg to differ. Eff a bunch of begging. I differ.


The fork CANNOT be awoken. It is impossible. Science will prove it.



Here's the deal. I'm not easy to get along with....and I'm sensing....that you're a bit of a bitch. - Tallahassee
 
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Sorry T. I'm dying here. I feel like ass on crack. I haven't been this sick in years. First KONG got it, then the DIVE got it, now that they are both well I have it. And I got it worse than they did. I. Feel. Like. Ass.
Also, I would like to take this moment to thank Walmart for making a kick ass generic Nyquil. I am telling you, screw Apple Pucker, I'm all about Nyquil. That sh*t makes me feel so much better. Still feel like hell but thanks to Walmart generic Nyquil, I don't care.
Thanks Walmart!
I don't care what ANYONE says, I do shop at Walmart. Almost daily. The only thing I WONT buy at Walmart is CD's because they are edited and that just ain't cool. But Walmart is God to a broke bitch like me. Just sayin.




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